Tabloid Jokes / Recent Jokes

I wrote this and submitted it to my school's humor magazine (Punch Bowl), where
it was published. I thought I'd share it with the net. It is a parody of
tabloid newspaper advertisements.
Enjoy
-David

October's horoscope, from the official tabloid paper of the Virtual
Village over on bit.listerv.politics, THE VIRTUAL WORLD NEWS.
Cast and reported by me, Tabloid Kerry, Your Virtual Reporter.
For entertainment purposes only.
THE VIRTUAL WORLD NEWS "Hey, it's words,
punctuation marks,
paragraphs-practically
the New York Times!"