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Two goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'Sent by Claire
Did you hear the one about the blond Think Tank?
Once they got it got started, it drove through three houses and a convienence store before they figured out how to stop it.
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"
So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!
The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?"
"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"
Two goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"