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A woman, who was a die-hard political activist, went to a tatoo parlor and had a picture of Bob Dole etched on one thigh - high up - ever so close to the bikini line. Then she had a picture of Bill Clinton added to the other thigh - high up - ever so close to the bikini line.
That night she went to her political club and, spreading her legs wide apart to show her new tatoos, she asked a man who had always been politically non-comittal, whom he favored, Bill Clinton on the left, or Bob Dole on the right.
He said, Well... I'm leaning toward Ross Perot, there in the center!
Category: Bar Jokes Type: Stories Audience: Adult
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MIKE WALKED INTO A PUB AND SAT DOWN AT THE BAR. HE ASK THE BAR TENDER FOR A BEER. MIKE THEN NOTICED A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMEN SITTING DOWN IN A SHORT SKIRT AT A TABLE ACROSS THE WAY. HE DIDN'T WANT TO STARE, SO HE KEPT GLANCING AT HER CONTINOUSLY.
HE NOTICED THAT SHE HAD A TATOO ON HER INNER THIGH. MIKE LOOKED HARDER AND SAW IT WAS A TATOO OF A TURKEY. MIKE THOUGHT... A TURKEY? HE COULDN'T LEAVE IT ALONE, SO HE KEPT LOOKING AND SHE MOVED JUST ENOUGH TO SEE THE OTHER THIGH. IT HAD A DAMN TATOO OF SANTA CLAUSE ON IT. MIKE FINISHED HIS BEER AND HE HAD ENOUGH, IT WAS BUGGING THE HELL OUT OF HIM. SO MIKE GOT UP, AND WENT OVER TO THE YOUNG LADY AND SAID, "EXCUSE ME, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THE TWO TATOO'S YOU HAVE ON YOUR THIGHS... I WAS CURIOUS WHY A TURKEY AND A PICTURE OF SANTA CLAUSE?" THE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY BLUSHED A LITTLE AND SHE REPLIED, " I WAS ALWAYS TOLD IT WAS GOOD EATING more...
Betty Brelia wanted a Tatoo and ask her husband if he would mind. He told her to go ahead.
So she went to a tatoo parlor and had a large "B" tatooed on each cheek of her rear.
When she returned home she was eager to show her husband, so she bent over and pulled her pants down.
She asked her husband how he like it... and he replied, "Who the hell is Bob"?
Did you know that Rita McNeil has a tatoo of Canada on her butt?
Ya, every time she bends over Quebec seperates!
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other. She wants to show thatthere is something good to eat in betweenThanksgiving and Christmas.
This woman walks into a tatoo shop and asks for a tatoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. why do you want two tatoos there? So she says because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years.|Santa pointed his finger in the boys face^A little boy about nine or ten, was siting on Santa's lap. Santa pointed his finger in the boys face, and said " George I know what you want for Christmas! A T-O-Y." Nope! replied George. Then again, pointing his finger in the boys face. You want C-A-N-D-Y. Nope! replied George. Then just what the hell do you want, ask Santa. George looked Santa in the face, pointing his finger, I want some P-U-S-S-Y! And don't tell me that you don't have any. Because I can smell it on your finger!
This lady went to go get a tatoo.Her enitials were B&B.She got her enitials on her butt cheeks, a b on each cheek.Then she went home to show her husband, so she bent over, pulled down her pants and her husband asked who BOB is!!