Tatoo Jokes

Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give her for her birthday, (as she has everything) as he tells of his dilema to his friend, his friend suggests that he tatoo her name on his sex organ. Billy goes to a tattoo parlor and tells the man her name is Wendy.
When finished he looks down and sees. . "W Y" and says "Hey I said her name was Wendy"
Man says "Don't worry shake it."... He does, . . and voila!- Wendy.
He ties a ribbon on it and presents it to his girl... she is so happy that she invites him on a Car.While in port at Jamaica in a disco he goes to the bathroom. While at the urinal a tall Jamaican stands next to him glances down sees "W Y" and says "W Y, huh?"Billy says oh! its my girlfriend's name, look (shakes it... Wendy)Jamaican says: "Ah good show man, Wendy, very nice."Billy looks at the Jamaican and notices his organ also says "W Y".Billy says: "Hey, wait a minute, more...

Ok this guy named Rhys david betts walks into a tatoo shop and asked the man if he could put a tatoo of a 100 doller bill on his penis. So the man said that it was no problem.Later the man asked Rhys why he wants a 100 bill on this penis. So Rhys then said "My wife hasnt bin giving me blow jobs lately, and she said she could blow a 100 doller bill in no time!!

This woman walks into a tatoo shop and asks for a tatoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. why do you want two tatoos there? So she says because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years.|Santa pointed his finger in the boys face^A little boy about nine or ten, was siting on Santa's lap. Santa pointed his finger in the boys face, and said " George I know what you want for Christmas! A T-O-Y." Nope! replied George. Then again, pointing his finger in the boys face. You want C-A-N-D-Y. Nope! replied George. Then just what the hell do you want, ask Santa. George looked Santa in the face, pointing his finger, I want some P-U-S-S-Y! And don't tell me that you don't have any. Because I can smell it on your finger!

Did you know that Rita McNeil has a tatoo of Canada on her butt?
Ya, every time she bends over Quebec seperates!

This lady went to go get a tatoo.Her enitials were B&B.She got her enitials on her butt cheeks, a b on each cheek.Then she went home to show her husband, so she bent over, pulled down her pants and her husband asked who BOB is!!