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Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus; the blonde team rides on the top level..
The brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles..
She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"

What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner! Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer! What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire! Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin! Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time! Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!

Three teams are reportedly interested in signing Stephon Marbury. Unfortunately for Marbury, none of them are basketball teams.

Free agent guard Stephon Marbury said there are plenty of teams interested in his services. The teams, however, disagree.

Those who thought of this must have lots of time "Why people play football for 45 minutes, not 30 minutes or 1 hour?"
Even the sports scientist and some of the senior players could not give the right answer. In that confusing situation one person came up with a reasonable answer.
He said..."The reason people play this game for 45 minutes is...
There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each teams, Each player brings his own "2 balls" So in total there are 44 balls. There is one ball on the ground itself. Thus the grand total is 45".
Question Answered! !!
Sometimes there is extra time of 2mins which is the referee's balls!

Producers of Survivor: Cook Islands were taken slightly aback by nationwide backlash to their decision to divide teams by race. In order to smooth things over, producers have decided to level the playing field by introducing tasks that give each team an advantage. For the next 4 weeks, expect the teams to compete in:
- Pimp my log raft
- Dryclean this pile of clothes with a coconut
- Tunnel under a barbed-wire fence
- Form 1040-A

The NCAA is on the verge of expanding the men's basketball tournament to 96 teams. They also plan on reducing the women's tournament to UConn.