Ted Kennedy Jokes

Senator Ted Kennedy made a speech the other day endorsing Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.

 
When candidate Hillary Clinton was asked how this would affect her relationship with Kennedy in the Senate she said, "We'll drive over that bridge when we come to it."

Ted Kennedy's funeralis today.And I know there will be an open bar.. I think it's much better todrown your sorrows, than a young woman that you are having an affairwith.

TedKennedy will be laid next to his brothers in Arlington NationalCemetery. In Honor of Senator Kennedy, a Bridge will be placed over thereflecting pool.

Yesterday on our Superstar Talent Bitcom page, we got a comment on Episode 3. It came from a guy named John Kennedy. It said something like, “They did this on Extras, come up with something original.” Neil, who plays Avi on the show, woke me up and requested that I remove the comment, so I did. I think we were hoping for a few good comments prior to the hate mail and/or law suits.
Paraphrasing this piece by Teddy Roosevelt, “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.”
So for all of you who are the watchers and not the doers in life, you can have your opinion(s), I can respect that, it’s a free more...

US Senator Edward M. Kennedy plans today in Washington to tout Massachusetts' push for longer school days as a national model, saying students need additional time to master 21st- century skills in a new global economy. The most important skill is learning how to hire people to take your tests without getting caught.