Ted Kennedy Jokes / Recent Jokes

Ted Kennedy's funeralis today.And I know there will be an open bar.. I think it's much better todrown your sorrows, than a young woman that you are having an affairwith.

TedKennedy will be laid next to his brothers in Arlington NationalCemetery. In Honor of Senator Kennedy, a Bridge will be placed over thereflecting pool.

US Senator Edward M. Kennedy plans today in Washington to tout Massachusetts' push for longer school days as a national model, saying students need additional time to master 21st- century skills in a new global economy. The most important skill is learning how to hire people to take your tests without getting caught.

Roman Catholic Bishop Thomas Tobin asked Rep Patrick Kennedy not to receive Holy Communion because of his support for abortion rights. The bishop had also asked Patricks's father Ted Kennedy not to receive Holy Commuion--not because of his support for abortion rights, but because he would drink all the wine from the cup.