Ted Kennedy Jokes / Recent Jokes

Senator Ted Kennedy made a speech the other day endorsing Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.

 
When candidate Hillary Clinton was asked how this would affect her relationship with Kennedy in the Senate she said, "We'll drive over that bridge when we come to it."

Yesterday on our Superstar Talent Bitcom page, we got a comment on Episode 3. It came from a guy named John Kennedy. It said something like, “They did this on Extras, come up with something original.” Neil, who plays Avi on the show, woke me up and requested that I remove the comment, so I did. I think we were hoping for a few good comments prior to the hate mail and/or law suits.
Paraphrasing this piece by Teddy Roosevelt, “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.”
So for all of you who are the watchers and not the doers in life, you can have your opinion(s), I can respect that, it’s a free more...

In memory of Ted Kennedy, a bridge in Martha's Vineyard will be named after him.

Ted Kennedy was known as the "lion of the Senate." Similarly, John McCain is referred to as the "saber-toothed tiger of the Senate."

Senator Ted Kennedy succumbed to brain cancer this week, dying at the age of 77.
Kennedy will be interred at Arlington National Cemetery with his brothers; a decision reached by the White House after ignoring a petition from the Kopechne family for a burial at sea.