Telephone Jokes / Recent Jokes
How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
How did the telephones get married? In a double ring ceremony!
"Hello, Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you.""Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor."
Classmates at college were lamenting the cost of long distance phone service and debating the relative advantages of AT&T, MCI, and Sprint."I've found CTC to be the cheapest plan around," offered one."CTC? Who are they?""You know," he responded. "Call Them Collect."
What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another? A parson to parson call!
What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau? A wedding ring!