Telephoned Jokes

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?" "Not if I can help it," replied the woman.

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.

"So what is it?" asked the governor.

"Judge Taylor has just died and I want to take his place," announced the attorney.

Pleased, the governor replied, "Well, its OK with me if its OK with the Undertaker."

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didnt quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?" "Not if I can help it," replied the woman.

It was a slow day in heaven so God telephoned Satan to see what was going on. "It’s slow here too," says Satan. "Well," God said, " I think a dog show might be fun. Let’s put on a dog show." "Sounds good," says Satan, "But why are you calling me? You’ve got all the dogs up there." "I know," answered God, "But, you’ve got all the judges down there!"

A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just a minute...""Thank you," the man said and hung up.