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One day, John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. When he got to the doctor's office the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes but, first he'd have to give a urine sample. John said that this was absurd but, the nurse insisted and John complied. 15 minutes later, John was ushered in to see the doctor."So that tennis elbow is really acting up, huh?" the doctor said."The nurse must have told you," said John, wondering how the Doctor knew."No. It was in your urinalysis." and the doctor continued to say that he had just purchased this new machine that could diagnose every physical condition with total accuracy based on the urine contents. John didn't believe a word of this but he did agree to provide another urine sample on check-up visit.Two days later, John was sitting at the kitchen table with his wife and his teenage daughter. He was telling them about this ridiculous machine. When John decided to have a more...
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing no one around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
A blonde girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh," said the blonde sympathetically, "that must be painful... I had tennis elbow once."
There is 3 sports players a baseball player a tennis player and a hocky player.
The football player checked into a hotel and when he got to his room he heard "I am the ghost of meanie enie I am going to eat your weinie" Then football player checked out really fast.
Then the tennis player when to the same hotel and got the same room. The same thing happend to him. He checked out really fast.
Then the hocky player went to the same hotel and got he same room. When he got to the room he heard "I am the gohst of meanie enie i am going to eat your wennie"
Then the hocky player said "touch my weinie i kick your ass"
What did the Tennis Ball say when it got hit?
Who's making all the Racket?
Why is Tennis such a noisy game?
Because each player raises a racket.