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14 Things to do While Taking a Driver's Test1. Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.2. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "buckle up!"3. Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of saran wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.4. When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say "oops".5. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "now which one is the gas again?"6. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.7. Fill your car with beer bottles.8. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.9. Tell the Registrar that you are taking the remedial test.10. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.11. Swear at everybody on the road.12. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next more...
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Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test. Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Tester: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Tester: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got? Paddy: Six. Tester: Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Tester: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven? Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home!
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Tester: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Tester: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got? Paddy: Six.Tester: Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Tester: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven? Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home!