Tgif Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes go in first.
An Entertainment Tonight reporter was interviewing Jessica Simpson recently, when Jessica took off her shoes. The reporter noticed each shoe had written inside, in small letters, TGIF, and asked Jessica about it. "Oh, that?" Jessica replied. "Just a little helpful reminder, because I can be pretty sleepy in the mornings. It means Toes Go in First."
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick. Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick? A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole." Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators? A: They chip their teeth. Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks. Q: Why do blondes wear panties? A: They make good ankle warmers. Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Cause their balls show! Q: What do blondes do for foreplay? A: Remove their underwear. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"Q: What's the mating call of the brunette? A: more...