Thanking Jokes

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    Having lost his donkey Natha got down on his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked,' Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?'
    Natha replied,' I am thanking him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.'

    An Englishman, an American and a Sinhala man are called
    upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says. "I think I can
    empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector. "Ok, 10
    bottles". And themachine is silent. The American says. "I think
    I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector.
    "all right, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.
    The Sinhala man says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the
    machine.
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    Having lost his donkey a Banda, got down to his
    knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked,"Your
    donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?
    The Banda replied "I am thanking Him for seeing
    to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I
    would have been missing more...

    Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?" The Sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.

    Once a moron lost his donkey, he started thanking god....,, his wife asked why are you thanking god???? Moron replied: thank god, that i was not sitting on it.......................

    Having lost his donkey, Santa got down to his knees and started thanking God.
    A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for? "
    Santa replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I was not riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too

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