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A Master Thief in London was giving a Coaching Class on Stealing and had students from all over the world. The Indian happened to be a Sardar. After several grueling classes on Theory came the final and decisive class of all, a practical demo.
The master took all his pupils to a house nearby in the darkness of night and entered that. But by mistake he overturns a vase.
Owner: Who's that?
Master: Miaooow...
The owner is satisfied and goes back to sleep. Mission accomplished.
The Sardar is very impressed. Returning to Punjab, he decides to open a similar class for his fellow Sardars. Does so and follows the same schedule of theory classes.
Then he goes for the demo with his pupils. Enters the house of a rich Sardar in darkness, and tells the other Sardars, " These are the various steps for stealing. You just observe. " Firstly, he goes and overturns a vase.
Owner: Koun Hai? ( Who's that? )
Sardar: Mai Billi . ( I am the cat.)
Owner: Oh, more...

Special Report from Rooterz Newz Service, Palm Beach, CA
The recent tragic death of Sonny Bono and death of Michael Kennedy in
tree-related skiing accidents has conspiracy theorists abuzz.
The ominous parallels can't be denied:
William Kennedy died after skiing into a tree in Aspen, CO.
Sonny Bono died after skiing into a tree in Lake Tahoe, CA.
An Aspen is a kind of tree.
The word "Tahoe" is Native American for "tree."
Bono was interviewed by MTV VJ "Kennedy" at the last Republican.
Kennedy had a secretary named "Loni"-which rhymes, sort of, with "Sonny."
Kennedy was a socialist who thought everyone (but him) should just "share."
Bono was once married to "Cher."
Kennedy was born into an idolized family yet managed to disgrace himself.
After losing family and career in his divorce with Cher, a disgraced Bono managed to recreate himself honorably and rise to the more...