Therapist Jokes / Recent Jokes
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "Ive got a bigproblem, doctor.""Every time were in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets outthis earsplitting yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "thats completelynatural. I dont see what the problem is.""The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!"
A man went to his therapist one week dressed in nothing but plastic wrap.
His therapist just stared at him with a look of shock and stated, "Now, i can really see your nuts!"
My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge...we'll see about that.
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.
"My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me."
"Is that a problem?" asked the therapist.
"Well," she said, "the problem is he walks in his sleep!"
A couple visit a sex therapist, who asked the wife, "What's your main complaint about your sex life?
She replied, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The therapist asked the husband, "Is this true?"
He replied, "Well, not exactly, I don't suffer. She does."
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me." So she did.
Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
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A woman, becoming more and more concerned that she may never succeed in finding a mate, decides to seek out the help of a sex therapist.
Searching through the phone book, she comes upon a Japanese doctor, who happens to be a sex therapist, and makes an appointment.
After explaining her symptoms to the doctor, he says, "Take off all crowes and crawl real fass away from me across froor."
She crawls to the other side of the room and the doctor then says, "Now, you crawl real fass back to me." She does as he says. The doctor then shakes his head and says, "You haf real bad case of Ed Zackary disease... worse case I ever see! That why you haf sex problem."
Totally confused by his diagnosis, she asks, "What is Ed Zackary disease? I've never heard of it."
The doctor replies, "Ed Zackary disease... that when your face rook Ed Zackary rike your ass!"