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A college student goes to the school therapist. During the session, the therapist asks, "How is your sex life?"

"I have a lot of issues with sex," the student replies.

"What kind of issues?" the therapist asks. "Oh, mostly Hustler, and Penthouse."

This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment."This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor," he said, "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, any age, any time, anywhere and it is just driving me crazy with jealousy.""We'll see," the therapist said. He directed the wife into his examining room, closed the door behind her, and told her to get undressed. Then he told her to get up onto the examining table on her stomach.The moment he touched her buttocks, she began to squirm and moan. It was too much for him to resist, so he climbed up on top of her and began screwing her.The husband suddenly hears the moans and groans coming from the examination room. Very suspicious, he bursts into the room and is confronted by the sight of the doctor astride his wife and banging away."Doctor, what are you doing?!?" he asked.Flustered, the therapist replied, "Oh, it's you! I'm only taking your wife's more...

A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it. The therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give her husband one pill that night and come back in the morning and tell her what happened.
The next day, the woman comes in ecstatic telling the therapist that the pill worked and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills and the therapist says shedoesn't know, but to go ahead and try it.
The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the therapist that the sex was even better than the night before and what would happen if she gave him five pills. The therapist says she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it.
The next day, the woman comes in limp but happy, and tells the therapist thatthe sex just keeps more...

Three women attend a group therapy session with their kids to find out about their obsessions and how to get over them.
The therapist says that determining their obsession is easy. She turns to the first woman and says "
you are obsessed with money because you named your child Penny. You fear not having enough of it."
The therapist turns to the second woman and says "
you are obsessed with sweets because you named your child Sugar. You must also crave sweets and not get enough of it."
By now the third woman has heard enough and thinks this is all BS so she turns to her son and says "
come on Dick we are leaving."

A couple felt that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, so they went to see a sex therapist.
After listening to their complaints, the therapist suggested they try a new position. "For example," the therapist said, "you might try the wheelbarrow. Lift her legs, penetrate, and off you go."
When they got home, the eager husband was all for trying this new idea right away.
"Well, all right," the hesitant blonde wife said, "but only on two conditions. First, if it hurts, you have to stop right away."
"OK, honey," the husband said. "What's the second condition?"
"You have to promise we won't go past my mother's house!" she replied.