Thibodaux Jokes

One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the way back to the house. It kept floating out, then back, out and back. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, "Do you see that baseball cap floating away from the house and then back again?" Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yes, that's my husband. I told him he was going to cut the grass today, come Hell or High Water!!"

Thibodaux was driving his car past Beaudreaux's house and saw a sign that read: "BOAT FOR SALE"
Thibodaux marches up to Beaudreaux's front porch and wraps hard on the door and Beaudreaux opens it.
Thibodaux say, "Beaudreaux! How long we ban frands?"
Beaudreaux say, "Well. .. All our lives Thibideaux"
Thibodaux say, "Why don't you told me you gotta boat?"
Beaudreaux say, "I ant gotta boat!"
Thibodaux say, "Da' sign say; "BOAT FOR SALE".
Beaudreaux say, "OH-NO Thibodaux!. .. See dat old' 72 Ford pickem'up truck over-dare"
Thibodaux say, "Yas, I see dat old pickem'up truck"
Beaudreaux say, "See dat' 76 Cheverloet Ce-dan"
Thibodaux say, "yas, I see dat Ce-dan"
Beaudreaux say, "Well, dey boat for sale."

One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana; the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about six feet into most of the homes there. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for help to come. Suddenly, Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the way back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back in. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, "Do you see that baseball cap floating away from the house, then back again?" Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yes, that's my husband; I told him he was going to cut the grass today come Hell or high water!"

Thibodaux was driving his car past Beaudreaux's house and saw a sign that read: "BOAT FOR SALE"
Thibodaux marches up to Beaudreaux's front porch and wraps hard on the door and Beaudreaux opens it.
Thibodaux say, "Beaudreaux! How long we ban frands?"
Beaudreaux say, "Well... All our lives Thibideaux"
Thibodaux say, "Why don't you told me you gotta boat?"
Beaudreaux say, "I ant gotta boat!"
Thibodaux say, "Da' sign say; "BOAT FOR SALE".
Beaudreaux say, "OH-NO Thibodaux!... See dat old '72 Ford pickem'up truck over-dare"
Thibodaux say, "Yas, I see dat old pickem'up truck"
Beaudreaux say, "See dat '76 Cheverloet Ce-dan"
Thibodaux say, "yas, I see dat Ce-dan"
Beaudreaux say, "Well, dey boat for sale."

One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana; the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.

Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for help to come.

Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the way back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back in.

Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, "Do you see that baseball cap floating away from the house, then back again?"

Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yes, that's my husband; I told him he was going to cut the grass today come Hell or high water!"