Thor Jokes / Recent Jokes
The thunder god went for a ride Upon his favorite filly. "I'm Thor," he cried. The horse replied, "You forgot your thaddle, thilly."
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.
As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely, young blonde standing in the doorway.
He walks over and says - "Good morning, I'm THOR"!
She looks back at him with blue eyes and a comely smiles and says - YOUR THOR...I'M SO THOR I CAN'T PITH!
The Norse god Thor came down to earth in his human form to find a cute human girl for some entertainment. While hanging out at a bar, he realized that the only girl who was interested in him, although attractive, had a speech impediment. However, after a few drinks, thor decided to take her to a motel anyway, where he proceeded to give her the night of her life before slipping out the door when she fell asleep.
The next day, Thor felt bad for leaving her without even telling her who he was, so he went back to earth and knocked on her door.
"Who ith it?" she asked with a lisp.
"It's me, the guy from last night. I just wanted to tell you that I'm Thor."
"You think YOU'RE Thor?! I won't be able to thit down for a week!"
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy. As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely, young blonde standing in the doorway. He walks over and says - "Good morning, I'm THOR"! She looks back at him with blue eyes and a comely smiles and says - YOUR THOR... I'M SO THOR I CAN'T PITH!
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided to come down to earth to satisfy his needs. He picked up a good looking woman with a great shape and they went to her apartment she only had one small problem, she had a speech impediment, but this didn't affect their sex. They went at it hot and heavy all night long then in the morning Thor had to leave so he decided he should at least tell her his name, so he said to her, "I'm Mighty Thor and I have to leave now." She looked at him and said, "You're thore I'm tho thore I can hardly pith."