Thrower Jokes

There is a sword thrower, a guy who pees out of the window, and a lady eating pickles. Well, one day, the sword thrower accidently threw his sword out the window, while a guy was peeing out another window. The sowrd flew by and chopped of his penis. It fell down below, into an open window, where it landed in a pickle jar. The lady eating the pickles, picked up the penis and thought it was a pickle. When she was finished eating the pickled penis, she said, "yummy! What a delicious pickle! That was the best pickle I have ever eaten in my entire life!"