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Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his fathers annoyance. Teddy, he called, how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being. There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room. Thats better, said his father. Now will you always come down stairs like that? Suits me, said Teddy. I slid down the bannister.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say Go back, you didnt say May I?

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say' Go back, you didn't say' May I?''