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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A tiger has the mane part missing!
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to start it. ”
Her friend asks “What’s the puzzle supposed to look like? ”
The blonde says “From the picture on the box, it’s a tiger. ”
So, the blonde’s friend figures that he’s pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to the table where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a minute, then studies the box. He then turns to her and says:
“First, no matter what I do, I’m not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger. ”
“Second, I’d advise you to have a cup of coffee and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box! ”
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has a confession." I lied when I told you I was a virgin. I have been with one other man" she tells her new hubby. The new husband asks if it was anyone he knows?. The wife answers. .. well maybe! Husband asks who it was. The wife answers - it was Tiger Woods. Since the only other person his new bride every slept with was the famous Tiger Woods, he's not at all upset and they get down to it and do the honeymoon "thing". When finished, the husband gets out of bed and reaches for the telephone." What are you doing?" asked his bride." I'm calling for room service. After all that work I'm hungry!"The wife says, "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Really! Just what would TIGER do?" says the husband. Well we would do it again! Ok says the husband and jumps into the bed. This same thing happens two more times, after which the guy more...
The first photographs of Tiger Woods since the scandal have been released. However, due to their graphic nature, the photos can't be viewed by anyone under 18.
Q: What looks like half a cat? A: The other half! Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? A: 'Claws.' Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger? A: A stri-ped! Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A: A stripey sweater! Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? A: 'Pleased to eat you.'! Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? A: Frostbite! Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.' Q: What is lion's favorite food? A: Baked beings!
Tiger Woods is reportedly making great strides at a sex rehab facility in Mississippi. Doctors have already reduced him to just nine holes a day.
Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file. The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes, then reappears shortly thereafter. A few moments later, the front tiger feels what seems to be the other tiger's tongue, applied just below his tail. The tiger disapproves of this action, but doesn't want to start anything by bringing it up. Then, the tiger again feels the tongue, again in the same place. He decides to confront the after tiger, and asks him, "Did you just lick me twice in the butt?" The other tiger replied: "Yeah, sorry about that. I just ate a lawyer and I was trying to get the taste out of my mouth."