Tiger Jokes / Recent Jokes
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at him. ''Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?'' ''I don't have to run faster than that tiger,'' his friend replied. ''I just have to run faster than you.''
Tiger woods go to china for a golf game with a local Chinaman, The night before the big even he decides to go out into town and get him self a young prostitute. After buying her few drinks and full course meal, they retire to his hotel for the big event. During the action the girl starts to get louder and even screams of words that Tiger couldn't understand or comprehend.
He thought to him self hmm that probably a sign of enjoyment and he continued even faster and harder. The girl got louder and there was a tone of moaning of slight roughness and she started screaming " Masatho Masotho, Masatho owww weeee owwww Mosotho." Tiger for sure that that meat ohhh it feel so good. This went on for the night.
The next day at the golf course, with the Chinaman he starts his game and decide to let the chinaman put first. After successfully birding the put Chinaman stands fast for Tiger to put Tiger with great confidence puts and birdies and looks at the Chinaman takes a loud more...
Like Tiger Woods, the GOP will have to apologize for all the partners it has been in bed with---like Exxon, Hallaburtiin, Fox News...
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up. .." "Yes, son?" the father said expectantly. "What bus should I take home?" the boy finished.
Tiger Woods says he still loves his wife very much. And he wants his three iron back.
The Law of Volunteering
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
The Law of Avoiding Oversell
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
The Law of Common Sense
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
The Law of Reality
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
The Law of Self Sacrifice
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
Weiler's Law
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Law of Probable Dispersal
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Law of Volunteer Labor
People are always available for work in the past tense.
Conway's Law
In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
Iron Law of Distribution
Them that has, gets.
Law of Cybernetic Entomology
There is always one more bug.
Law of more...
Q. What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?
A. Wipe him off, apologize and RUN!