Timmy Jokes / Recent Jokes

One day Timmy was on the school bus talking to the bus driver. Timmmy said, "If my mommy was an elephant and my daady was and elephant, then I would be a baby elephant." The driver was not amused, he had a severe headache from all the kids. Timmy kept talking, "If my mommy was a cat and my daddy was a cat I would be a kitten". The bus driver snapped at Timmy and said, "If your mom was a hooker and your dad was a retard what would you be?" Timmy looked up at the man and said, "I would be a bus driver".

Little Timmy went to school and got an assignment to find 3 words to learn that he thought would be good, So he asked his sister what would be a good word to learn and she said "
SHUT UP!"
so then he asked his mom who was talking on the phone and she said "
Blah Blah Blah, Ya Ya Ya"
so then he went to his dad and his dad said "
In The Trash Can, In The Trash Can"
so then the next morning he went to school the teacher asked him what his words to learn were and he said "
SHUT UP!"
. So the teacher sent him to the office. The principal was going on and on about manners so Timmy said "
Blah Blah Blah, Ya Ya Ya"
so the principal talked to Timmys parents and they said "
TIMMY! WHERE ARE YTOUR BRAINS!"
so timmy said "
In The Trash Can, In The Trash Can"
My Favorite Joke!!!
-Miles prower

One day, little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets".Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word "fucking", and for a second time, asked his father what it meant. His father promptly said "cooking".Then, he returned to school the third day and heard the words "bitches and hoes". He went home and his father told him it meant "grandpa and grandma".Later, on Thanksgiving night, his grandparents came over.Timmy answered the door with glee and says..."Hey bitches and hoes! I'll take your shit to the closet cause dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!

A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law and was surprised to find his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake the cupcakes. After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Timmy to put the icing on. When he had finished, he brought them to the table.

"The cupcakes look delicious, Tim." his uncle said. And he took a bite while looking at the other cupcakes. "Timmy these are so good."

As he finished one and took another he again complimented his little nephew. "The cupcakes look beautiful, Tim," his uncle said. "How did you get them iced so evenly?" And he took a large bite while waiting for the answer.

His nephew replied, "I licked them."