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Why did the toad cross the road?
TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!

Q. What's the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad?
A. One says,' 'Rib-it, rib-it,'' while the other says,' 'Rub-it, rub-it.''
Q. What did the father buffalo say to the son buffalo when he left for school?
A. Bison!

When is a car like a frog? When it's becing toad!

What's the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad?
One says, ''Rib-it, rib-it,'' while the other says, ''Rub-it, rub-it.''

What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
One says "Ribbit ribbit" and the other says "Rubbit rubbit".

Why did the toad cross the road?
TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!

Why did the toad cross the road? TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!