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TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU`REON THE ROAD.8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND`S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN`T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.5 - A HANDGUN DOESN`T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.3 - A HANDGUN DOESN`T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"2 - A HANDGUN DOESN`T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

Top 10 Things You Don`t Want to Hear During Surgery 1. Things you don`t want to hear during surgery: 2. Better save that. We`ll need it for the autopsy. 3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness." 4. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! 5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what`s that? 6. Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there. 7. Oh no! Where`s my Rolex. 8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before? 9. There go the lights again? 10. "Ya know, there`s big money in kidneys? and this guy`s got two of `em."

Top Ten Things You Don`t Want To Hear From A Guy At Starbucks10. "We ran out of coffee filters, so I`m using one of my old undershirts."9. "Try our triple cappuccino -- It`s a legal alternative to crack."8. "Let me make sure that`s not too hot."7. "You know, I licked every one of these stirrers."6. "One Decaf Venti Skim Latte -- 39 dollars."5. "Sugar with that?"4. "Grande Caramel Macchaito? Talk English!"3. "If I catch any of you people going into a Dunkin` Donuts for coffee, I`ll break your legs!"2. "Some whipped cream for you... and some whipped cream for me."1. "After work, I`m gonna pick up a hooker-uccino."