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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!
A man visits his psychiatrist and talks about being haunted by visions of his departed relatives. He says; these ghosts are perched on the tops of fence posts around my garden every night. They sit there and watch me and watch me. What can I do?
The psychiatrist says; that's easy ¦ just sharpen the tops of the posts.