Tough Jokes / Recent Jokes
Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
First crocodile: My dad's so tough he can kill another crocodile by blinking his eyes.
Second crocodile: My dad's so tough it took Mum six hours in the microwave to cook him.
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito? You slap him and he slaps you back!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read:"Our Staff will stuff your Stiff."Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls respond with a banner too:"Our Stuff will stiff your Staff."
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking and bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!