Tough Jokes / Recent Jokes
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney, feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofhundred-year old brandy. The defendant was fit to be tied."The judgell kill me. Trying to bribe him! Were dead!""I dont think so," his attorney told him. "I sent it in the other lawyers name!"
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar? Even the pool tables don't have balls.
My hometown is so tough, gun shops have "Back to School" sales.
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking and bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
Johnny Knoxville from Jackass was attacked in a bar yesterday. Knoxville has said that he gets ambushed a lot by people trying to prove that they/re tough. What these guys need to realize is that kicking someone's ass won't prove that you're tough, but nailing your nutsacks to sandpaper definitely does.