Tour Jokes / Recent Jokes
The two club members were talking. "What were the statistical records of the team's tour?"
"Well, as far as we can remember-about 387 gallons of beer and 47 pubs."
A whole gaggle of girls went on a double decker bus tour while over in England. The brunettes took the lower level allowing all of the blondes to enjoy the upper level. About half way through the tour, the brunettes were wondering if the blondes were having as much fun as they were. Some of the brunettes climbed the stairs to the upper level only to find all the blondes scared stiff clutching guard rails and each other. “What’s the matter up here? ” one of the brunettes asked, “We are having a great time down stairs. ” The blondes replied, “That’s easy for you, we don’t have a driver up here! ”
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?"
The Sergeant replied, "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."
The captain said, "Well if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"
The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain's quarters. The captain got a footstool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do more...
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, “What’s the camel for? ”.
The Sergeant replied “Well sir it’s a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel. ”
The captain said “Well if it’s good for moral, then I guess it’s all right with me. ”
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, “BRING IN THE CAMEL!!! ”
The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, “Is that how the enlisted men do it? ”
The Sergeant replied, “Well sir, more...
A long time ago, a visitor from out of town came to a tour in Manhattan. At the end of the tour they took him to the financial district. When they arrived to Battery Park the guide showed him some nice yachts anchoring there, and said, "Here are the yachts of our bankers and stockbrokers." "And where are the yachts of the investors?" asked the naive visitor.
Jason Bertch got to go on tour with the band Simple Plan. As he and the guys were looking out the window, they started talking.
"Wow. That one has a nice figure." Pierre said. "With a nice shape." David added. "It is also very firm looking." Seb said. "It also is very big." David added.
Suddenly Pierre looked up. "We were talking about the girls, David. Who were you talking about?" he said. David blushed. "Jason."
A long time ago, a visitor from out of town came to a tour in Manhattan. At the end of the tour they took him to the financial district. When they arrived to Battery Park the guide showed him some nice yachts anchoring there, and said, "Here are the yachts of our bankers and stockbrokers."
"And where are the yachts of the investors?" asked the naive visitor.