Towed Jokes / Recent Jokes

* In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished. * In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves. * On a roller coaster: Watch your head. * In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you. * This was seen on a car being towed by a large motor home: I go where I’m towed to. * On a restaurant: Try our fish just for the halibut. * Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.

Late for work already, I was annoyed to find a strange car in my reserved parking space again. After locating a spot far away, I stormed into my office determined, to have the car towed. As the morning wore on, however, my anger cooled, and I decided to give the driver another chance.During lunchtime, I went outside and left this note on the driver's windshield:"Please don't take my parking space. If you do, and your car disappears, don't say I never towed you!"

Late for work already, I was annoyed to find a strange car in my reserved parking space again. After locating a spot far away, I stormed into my office determined to have the car towed. As the morning wore on, however, my anger cooled, and I decided to give the driver another chance.

During lunchtime, I went outside and left this note on the driver's windshield: "Please don't take my parking space. If you do, and your car disappears, don't say I never towed you!"

Late for work already, I was annoyed to find a strange car in my reserved parking space again. After locating a spot far away, I stormed into my office determined, to have the car towed. As the morning wore on, however, my anger cooled, and I decided to give the driver another chance.
During lunchtime, I went outside and left this note on the driver's windshield:
"Please don't take my parking space. If you do, and your car disappears, don't say I never towed you!"