Reserved Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    •WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger
    •WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
    •WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
    •WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong
    •WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
    •WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
    •WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardware
    •WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
    •WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
    •WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
    •WinErr: 00B Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 50MB
    •WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
    •WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
    •WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside
    •WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
    •WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our more...

    In an effort to snag more long distance telephone calls (charged to a credit
    card or a third number), AT&T reserved the toll-free number 1-800-OPERATOR.
    Not to be outdone, and perhaps knowing the public better, MCI reserved the
    number 1-800-OPERATER and has been scooping up calls intended for its
    arch-rival.

    •WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger•WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet•WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file •WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong•WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused•WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive•WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardware•WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments•WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened•WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full•WinErr: 00B Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 50MB•WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More! •WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside•WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside•WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened•WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers•WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh? •WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try more...

    WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger
    WinErr 002: No Error - Yet
    WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
    WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
    WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused
    WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
    WinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
    WinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
    WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what happened
    WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
    WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
    WinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More!
    WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside
    WinErr 00E: Window open - Do not look inside
    WinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
    WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
    WinErr 011: Window open - Do not look outside
    WinErr more...

    Late for work already, I was annoyed to find a strange car in my reserved parking space again. After locating a spot far away, I stormed into my office determined to have the car towed. As the morning wore on, however, my anger cooled, and I decided to give the driver another chance.

    During lunchtime, I went outside and left this note on the driver's windshield: "Please don't take my parking space. If you do, and your car disappears, don't say I never towed you!"

  • Recent Activity