Tracks Jokes / Recent Jokes

Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had enough of each other, so Ron had an idea for the two to wake up early the next day and hike in opposite directions for the day and meet at the campground for dinner. James agreed.So around 6 the next evening they meet up. Ron says "I hiked north and came up to a beautiful spring, I swam for a few hours, then stretched out on the shore to dry and I watched a deer drink from the spring... it was so wonderful."James said "Wow, you had a good day. I went south and ran into some railroad tracks, I followed them east until I came across a woman tied to the tracks, I untied her and we had sex in every imaginable way all day."Ron was so jealous "Your day was so much better than mine... did you get a blow job?""Nope" James replied, "I couldn't find her head!"

A woman is dancing happily down the railroad tracks, singing to herself "...21. ..21. ..21..."
After a little while, an Antartian walks up to her. She observes for a minute and then asks, "What are you doing?"
The woman does not answer and keeps singing "...21. ..21. ..21. .." So the Antartian jumps on the tracks and follows her dancing and starts singing "...21. ..21. ..21. .." A little later a train comes down the tracks. The woman jumps off, but the Antartian keeps dancing and singing to her self and gets hit by the train.
The woman gets back on the track and starts dancing and singing again, "...22. ..22. ..22. .."

One day a brunette was standing on railroad tracks repeating 21,21,21, over and over.Then a dumb blonde walks onto the tracks and repeats the brunette.The brunette hears the train coming then she gets off and stops talking.The blonde gets ran over by the train.The brunette steps back on the tracks and then repeats 22,22,22.

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!" The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!" They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.

Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first Marine said "those are deer tracks." The second Marine said "No, those are elk tracks." The third Marine said "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." The Marines were still arguing when the train hit them.

Two blondes were walking in the woods when they came upon some tracks in the dirt, the first blonde says, "Look at those bear tracks".
The second blonde says,"Those aren't bear tracks, those are deer tracks".
The first blonde says "No they're not, there bear tracks".
The second blonde argues back.
"No they're not, they're deer tracks."
Then, they both got hit by the train.

Three blondes are walking in the woods. They come across a set of tracks.
The 1st blonde looks closely and says: "Those are moose tracks".
The 2nd blonde crouches down and examines the tracks. "No, those are rabbit tracks," she says.
The 3rd blonde gets down on her hands and knees, checking the tracks very closely. "You're both wrong," she says. "Those are tiger tracks."
They began to argue about exactly what type of tracks they had found. They were still arguing when the train hit them.