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A Marwari, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend.

He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on.

While standing in the middle of the rail tracks one day, he hears this whistle -- Whooee da Whoee! -- but doesn't know what it is.

Predictably, he's hit and is thrown to the side of the tracks.
It was only a glancing blow, so he was fortunate to receive some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.

After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party one evening.

While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the teakettle whistling.
He grabs a iron rod from the nearby shelf and proceeds to batter and bash the teakettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert man,

"Why did you ruin my good tea kettle?"

The desert man more...

Two blondes were walking in the woods when they come up on some tracks the first 1 said "hay look dear trackes."Then the secent blonde said"no dummy there wolf tracks."5 mins later they both get ran over by a train

Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."
The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks."
"No. Those are deer tracks."
They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.

A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. Whilestanding in the middle of the railroad tracks one day, he hears thiswhistle -- Whooee da Whoee! -- but doesn't know what it is. Predictably, he's hit and is thrown to the side of the tracks. It wasonly a glancing blow, so he was fortunate to receive some minor internalinjuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises. After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's houseattending a party one evening. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hearsthe teakettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closetand proceeds to batter and bash the teakettle into an unrecognizablelump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert man, "Why'd you ruin my goodtea kettle?" The desert man replies, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they'resmall."

Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.""No. Those are deer tracks."They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.

As two NBA basketball referees walked through the countryside, they noticed some tracks. First said,' Deer tracks?' Second said' No, bear tracks.' However, the conversation ended abruptly when a train hit them.

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first blond said "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said,
"No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and
they were still arguing when the train hit them.