Transport Jokes

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
What does geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that if you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
If a 7-11is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are their locks on the doors?
Why are their Interstates in Hawaii?
Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when it's against the law to drink and drive?
Why are they called apartments, when they are all stuck together?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,
Why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon,
How do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height,
What would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light,
What happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most more...

Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why do they call it a building? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a built?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If price and worth mean the same thing, why priceless and worthless are opposites?
Is there another word for synonym?
Is it possible to be totally partial?