"Why is it that when you transport" joke

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth.