Traveller Jokes / Recent Jokes
A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm. "Fancy meeting my wife here," he says to the clerk. "Guess I'll need a double room for the night." Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000. "What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk. "I've only been here one night!" "Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."
A traveller saw a very old man that was also seemingly very
happy. The traveller asked the old man, "You're so old, what's
your secret to staying so happy?"
The man replied, "Well, I smoke 6 packs a day as well as smoke a
pipe. I stay up till 5am every night partying and drinking until
I barf. And I'm on lots of drugs and medication."
"So how old ar you?"
The man replied, "25."
BUS traveller in Bombay noted lady passengers buying tickets and saying,' Kalbadevi,' Prabahadevi,' and the like. When the conductor approached him for a ticket, he said,' Amirchand.'
In the good old days, when people had to walk long distances from one place to another, travel came to a halt at sunset. The traveller had to ask for shelter for the night. The request was generally granted.
One such young traveller finding himself in a strange town late in the evening knocked at a door and asked for one night's stay. The old man snapped back, "Sorry; young man, we have young bahus and betis in this house. Try next door." He tried next door. This house also had young bahus and betis and the young man was asked to try the next door. He tried a number of houses and to his dismay, he got the same answer everywhere.
Dejected and tired, he desperately tried yet another door. Even before the owner could open his mouth, the young man asked, "Excuse me Sir, do you have young bahus and betis in your house?"
"Yes, why do you ask?" enquired the master suspiciously.
"I want to spend the night here," replied the young man.
Staying in a northern-hotel for the weekend, a commercial traveller was talking to a local at the bar.' So you have a team here, do you?'
'Aye. Fancy a game tomorrow?'
'Certainly-I'll be there.'
The traveller went out and bought himself a complete set of brand new gear and proudly appeared next morning clutching a cricket bat.
'How do I look?' he asked.
'Fine,' said the local.' Only we're playing football'