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A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes. The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and beganto boast about his past. "Yes sir, I'm a fine horse. I've run in 25 racesand won over? 5 million. I keep my trophies in the barn."The salesman worked out the value of having a talking horse, found thehorse's owner and offered a handsome sum for the animal."Oh, you don't want that horse," said the farmer."Yes I do," said the salesman, "and I'll give you? 10, 000 for the horse."Recognising a good deal, the farmer said without hesitation, "He's yours."While he wrote out his cheque, the salesman asked, "By the way, whywouldn't I want your horse?""Because," said the farmer, "he's a liar - he hasn't won a race in hislife."

While on a tour my SriLankan friend saw a travelling Circus. At the entrance there was a sign with the following written on it. The person who make this elephant shake his head will win a prize of 500 Dollars.
My friend went inside and had look at the elephant and noticed that it was from Sri Lanka. He went upto the keeper and told him that he could do it. The keeper looked at him very sarcastically and said I had people from US, Uk and all other countries who tried it but failed.
My friend said that given a chance he could give a try at it. So he walked up to the stage and squeezed the testacles of the elephant. The elephant did not show any response. The keeper said you will never do this, but my friend said show me your prize then I shall do it.
After seeing the cash prize he walked upto the elephant and whispered to his ear and said this. "Ali Malli Thawa Paarak Mirikannada". The elephant promptly shook his head and requested him to do it again.
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