Tribe Jokes / Recent Jokes
Have you herd of the Figouee Tribe?
They are about four foot people and they live in about 6 feet high grass and they jump up and down all day saying:
Where the Figouee? Where the Figouee?
This joke is about Native Americans; no offense intended, hope none is taken.
Native American Indian legend has it that many years ago, before the domination of the White Man, there existed a tribe that lived in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains. And in this tribe, the Chief had decided that the time had come for his only daughter, the beautiful Wild Honey, to marry.
Now in this tribe, selection of a mate for the daughter of a chief involved a kind of round-robin competition among the eligible braves to determine who was the bravest, the strongest, the best hunter and provider. From the preliminary rounds, two great contenders emerged - the fast and powerful Running Water, and the bold and handsome Falling Rocks.
The final event of the competition would decide the winner. Each brave was given exactly seven days to prepare the traditional BTFTLOOTGO - "bridal tepee for the Little One of the Great One." The winner would be the brave who built the better tepee more...
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."
An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card (unfortunately B-) ). So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke: “Hey, send somebody to my location with $500! ” The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back - once again, with the smoke:
“OK, chief, but why so much? ”
At this moment a ground test of nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby. A huge mushroom-like cloud of smoke rises into the sky… The tribe signals:
“Ok, Ok, chief, we just wondered, why to be so angry? ”
There was a plane crash on this unknown island and there were 3 survivors, Mark, Steve and Ben all mates. They ran into the leader of a tribe on the island and the tribe leader said “normally we eat trespassers on this island but 2day is your lucky day! You have to do 2 things and if you fail them you will be eaten”. The men had no choice but to accept the offer. The leader said to them all to go out into the forest and find 10 peices of the same fruit then bring them back. About fifteen minutes later Mark came back with 10 apples. “So now what do I do”? The leader said “Now you need to stick those ten peices of fruit up ur ass without pulling a face or making any noises”! So the man does about five tjen makes a noise of pain. The leader says “rules are rules” so the tribe eat him and up to heaven he goes. Steve comes back with 10 cherries.
He askes “what now”? The tribe leader tells him to stick them all up his ass without pulling a face or making any noises more...
When the new school year started the history teacher was so excited because there were three little American Indian boys in her class. She was beside herself with excitement. So she asks the first little Indian boy to stand up and tell the class what tribe he was from and how he knows this.
The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest and takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice, "I am a Cherokee. My Father and I walked for many moons and one day my Father says,' Son, you see all this land. This is Cherokee land.' So, I know I am a Cherokee."
The teacher says very good and asks the next little Indian boy to stand. The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest and takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice, "I am a Comanche. My Father and I walked for many moons and one day my Father says,' Son, you see all this land. This is Comanche land.' So, I know I am a more...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It suddenly had a malfunction and went down. A few weeks later, PepsiCo sent a rescue plane out to look for the lost plane. They found the wreckage but were unable to locate the crew. They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals. They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash. The Chief says, "Yeah". When asked where the crew was the Chief replied, "We ate the crew and drank the Pepsi." The Rescue crew was shocked. One man asked, "Did you eat their legs?" The chief replied, "We ate their legs and we drank the Pepsi." Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?" The Chief said, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Pepsi". After looking totally perplexed for a minute a third added, "Did you... you know... eat their.... things"?? The chief says, "No." "No?" asked the more...