Trick Jokes / Recent Jokes

A priest decides to pay a visit to a nearby convent. The convent is in a run-down neighborhood, and as the priest walks down the street several prostitutes approach and proposition him.
"Twenty bucks a trick!"
These solicitations embarrass the priest who lowers his head and hurries on until he gets to the convent. Once inside he displays his naivet

The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you Grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."

The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear?" she asked.

The little boy replied, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again."

A magician seeking bookage at Radio City Music Hall asserted, "I've got a trick that will panic them."

"What is it?" asked the manager.

"I saw a woman in half," announced the magician proudly.

"You call that a new trick? Scoffed the manager. "Why they've been doing that around here for years."

"Oh yeah, "snapped the magician. "but LENGTHWISE?"

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10 You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9 If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8 The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7 You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6 It's ok when the person you're with fantasizes you're
someone else, because you are.
5 Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4 If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3 It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2 Less guilt the morning after.
1 YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

why is trick or teating better than sex
becasue no mater dress you still get some

Uncle Hubert noticed that his nephew Johnny was watching him the whole time.
' Why are you always looking at me? ' he asked.
' I was just wondering when you were going to do your trick,' replied Johnny.
' What trick?' enquired Uncle Hubert.
' Well, mum and dad say you drink like a fish.'

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.