Tricked Jokes

It's amazing how successful the porn industry is and yet it doesn't know how to advertise to it's target audience, especially internet porn. You get these fake friend requests on MySpace or e-mails like "an important notice for you", but what the porn industry doesn't realize is men don't need to be tricked into watching porn. We think about sex every seven seconds, the ol' bait and switch is not neccessary. I have never been masturbating and halfway through been like, "What's going on? Oh no, I've been tricked by porn again, DAMN YOU PORN!" Porn is not like vegetables or housework that we have to be coaxed into, porn is the dessert, like jell-o or pudding...that two woman wrestling in. Porn is like housework...being done by a naughty frenchmaid. See now every guy that's reading this is now thinking about bending that french maid over and using the feather duster for something else and if you weren't then, you are now.

One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees. The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree." The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants. After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened. Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants." The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again. He told her to climb again and she did. when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants." The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!"