Trombone Jokes / Recent Jokes
How many trombonists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.
Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
How do you know when there's a trombonist at your door? His hat says "Domino's Pizza"
Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone? A: Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone? A: Take your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes.Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.Orchestral trombonists count so much rest and play so many repeated figures that the sheep story also works.Trombone: a slide whistle with delusions of granduer.
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.
What kind of calendar does a trombonist use for his gigs? "Year-At-A-Glance."
How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist? He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing.