Trys Jokes

1day a hunter was camping over the forest.The hunter got hungry like any other man.So he goes out to the woods and fines a bear he sees it and said "thats for dinner tonight.So he gets his rifle looks through the scope takes aim and shoots hit the on the ass.The bear looks back sees the hunter gets and walks over and picks him up and does in thie ass and it goes.The man is mad so he goes out trys to find the same bear and he does he takes out his rifle oncr again takes aim and shoots the bear again the bear looks back sees the hunter gets up walks over and does him in the ass again and runs away.The hunter by now is pissed off so he trys to find the same bear and so he does but he doesn't wanna eat the bear anymore but he wants to make it suffer so he once again looks through the scope takes aim and shoots he shoots at the bears ass again and again the bear looks back and walks over and picks him up and does him in the ass.The bear tells the hunter "you didn't come here to more...

theres this king and he has a daghter and no one can make her scream so the black guy tries and no luck so the white guy trys and no luck then the chiness guy trys and the daghter runs oy of the room screaming well the fater ask how did you make her scream he said im so slik im so slik i put hot sause on my dick

One day at class, Mrs. Stryo has a storytelling contest. She tells the class that the boy or girl with the best story will get a bag of candy.
Jay, a clever boy, thinks of a story.
"One day, there is a storm." He begins. "Someone's house gets ripped apart by this storm, leaving furniture scattered on the ground."
"One old man survives this storm. He trys to rebuild the house that was torn apart."
"He almost suceeds. Three months later, after spending all of his money trying to rebuild the house, another storm comes and rips it apart again. Everything is scattered around again."
"So that man trys again to build a house. Six months later, he spends a further few hundred dollars building up his house. And again, another storm comes and rips up his house. Now he had a few hundred dollars in debt."
"After a few more trials, and increasing his debt to a few thousand bucks, he gives up. The next storm comes and more...