Twins Jokes / Recent Jokes
A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turn out to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his apartment. He makes love to one, and then starts to work on the other.
He realizes that the first one might get bored watching, so he asks her what she'd like to do.
She says, "Is that a trombone in the corner? I'd love to play your trombone."
So she plays it while he screws her sister.
A few weeks later, the girls are walking past the guy's apartment building. One of the girls says, "Let's stop up and see that guy."
The other girl says, "Gee... do you think he'll remember us?"
One guy we know is so suspicious that when his wife gave birth to twins, he flew into a rage because only one of them looked like him.
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy. Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't want to name them without him seeing them first. But the hospital insists that the babies must be named by the end of the day. Crazy Uncle Louie overhears this and he names them (unbeknownst to the couple). Later the husband arrives, and the happy couple are set to name the babies when a nurse informs them that Uncle Louie already took care of that. "Oh no!" they cry. "He's crazy and doesn't know what he's doing. What names did he pick?" The nurse says, "Well, he named the girl Deniece." "Whew, not bad. In fact, that's nice. And how about the boy?" "Denephew."
Three men met at a restaurent after a long time and were discussing about evrything, basically what happened since last time they were together in the university.
Huh, I had a terrible time, my wife gave birth to twins and I noticed she was reading a book on twins sometime ago said the first man. Its strange my wife gave birth to triplets and I saw her reading the book Three Musketeers said the second man.
Third man got up immedietly and started running the moment he heared these two telling about their experiences. Why are you running asked the surprised two men. My wife is pregnent and I saw her reading " ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES" said the third man.
An expectant woman from Arkansas was involved in a car accident and while in hospital, slipped into a coma. Awaking days later, she noticed she was no longer carrying a child and asked the doctor what happened to her baby.
The doctor replied, "All is well. You've had twins. A beautiful baby girl and handsome baby boy. I should also tell you that since you were in a coma, your brother named the babies for you."
"No!" shrieked the woman. "Not my brother! He's not all there if you know what I mean."
"Ma'am, your brother named your daughter Denise," the doctor said.
"Well, that's kind of nice," the woman said, smiling. "What did he name my son?"
With a grin, the doctor replied, "Denephew!"