Twitter Jokes

A free tool called TweetLevel has been launched for users ofTwitter. It measures theimportance of a user, how trusted they are, and the influence they wield, or,as we called it in High School – Homecoming.

A new study by a marketing intelligence firm revealed that most Twitter posts are nonsense and pointless. The results of the study were posted on Twitter.

Pizza Hut has become one of the first companies to hire college students to do nothing but run their twitter service.. People are referring to this as a "twintern"... When I hear the term twintern, I picture an alternating three-way with Mary-Kate and Ashley...

Bucks forward Charlie Villanueva recently got in trouble when he was caught twittering in the Bucks locker room. Which a few years ago, had an entirely different meaning.

Twitter has a 140-character limit per tweet. Tweeting in German must be impossible. "I just got back with Hans and Heinrich from the Gunterschlasselhabensgrubenschwag..."