Two-by-fours Jokes / Recent Jokes

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "Alright. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "Uh... I'd better go check."

After awhile, the blonde returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house.

Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned in a minute and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"Alright", the clerk said, How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said, "For a long time.. .. We're gonna build a house."

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said,' We need some four-by-twos.'

The clerk said,' You mean two-by-fours, don't you?'

The man said,' I'll go check,' and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said,' Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.'

'Alright. How long do you need them?'

The customer paused for a minute and said,' I'd better go check.' After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said,' A long time. We're gonna build a house.'

Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four." The clerk said, "All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."