Two-by-fours Jokes

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    Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
    The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
    The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."
    The clerk said, "All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
    After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

    A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said,' We need some four-by-twos.'

    The clerk said,' You mean two-by-fours, don't you?'

    The man said,' I'll go check,' and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said,' Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.'

    'Alright. How long do you need them?'

    The customer paused for a minute and said,' I'd better go check.' After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said,' A long time. We're gonna build a house.'

    Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned in a minute and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

    A couple of blond men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blond men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos. ”
    The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you? ” The man said, “I’ll go check, ” and went back to the truck.
    He returned a minute later and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-fours. ” “Alright. How long do you need them? ” The customer paused for a minute and said, “Uh… I’d better go check. ”
    After awhile, the blond returned to the office and said, “A long time. We’re gonna build a house.

    A couple of blond men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blond men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos. ”
    The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you? ”
    The man said, “I’ll go check, ” and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-fours. ”
    “Alright. How long do you need them? ”
    The customer paused for a minute and said, “I’d better go check. ” After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said, “A long time. We’re gonna build a house. ”

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