"Blonds At A Lumber Yard" joke

A couple of blond men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blond men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos. ”
The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you? ”
The man said, “I’ll go check, ” and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-fours. ”
“Alright. How long do you need them? ”
The customer paused for a minute and said, “I’d better go check. ” After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said, “A long time. We’re gonna build a house. ”

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