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One day, a teacher was in her class teaching her lesson plan.
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Now were going to go around the class, and say what one of our parents does, spell it, and say how they could help the class."
The teacher explained.
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Yes Suzy, go ahead."
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My dad is a baker. B-A-K-E-R. He could help us out by making us cookies!."
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Very good Suzy."
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Ok, go ahead John."
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My daddy is a doctor, D-O-C-T-O-R. If we get hurt, he can help us."
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Very good John."
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Go Ahead Tyrome."
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MMMM... K. My Daddy is an electisian. E-L-C NO, NO WAIT. E-L-E-K NO I MEAN... E-L-L, I mean ummmmm."
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That's ok, we'll come back to you Tyrome."
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Go ahead Tony."
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My dads a bookie. B-O-O-K-I... "
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WOH WOH WOH, TONY, how could that help the class?
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He'll give you ten to one odds more...