Ultrasound Jokes

Original, conceived of after my wonderfully pregnant wife's ultrasound...
Top 5 List of Things NOT To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound
5) Thirsty?
4) Where did the extra set of arms come from?
3) Why does it look so much like a lizard?
2) So what ARE the characteristics of hermaphroditism?
1) Could we do that again? The nurse had me distracted.
Of course, the REAL #1 thing not to say is:
1) Honey, I've submitted a joke about your ultrasound to rec.humor.funny...

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